my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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