yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
A bitchslap is in order.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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