Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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