Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
So many bounce houses so little time
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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