Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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