Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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