remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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