I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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