I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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