If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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