i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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