I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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