what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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