I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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