what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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