Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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