You made me cry and you don't even care
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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