The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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