i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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