saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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