if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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