She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
