Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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