Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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