Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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