I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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