I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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