Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
So vagazzling was a success
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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