Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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