no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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