my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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