Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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