You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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