dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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