It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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