just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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