wanna go halves on a baby?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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