I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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