Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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