Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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