I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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