But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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