yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
