Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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