I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
