and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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