Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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