I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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