isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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