you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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