Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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