worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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